I liked her. She wasn’t like other girls. She was old fashioned. She didn’t just send a nude. She hired a professional artist to a paint a nude portrait of her, framed it, and then shipped it to me. It took several months to get to here. It had to travel a treacherous voyage around the cape. Many men died bringing me this wonderful work of art.
I started drawing the top one and then i realized the second one was absolutely necessary
haven’t drawn any sherlock in forever
This is the Zero Suit Samus design from the new Smash Bros. How the mighty have fallen.
Just read about this redesign on Wario’s blog, but didn’t see the full-body image… WOW, are those heels fucking terrible! (also tasteless as hell)
Added Samus’s previous design for the reference.
This is particularly upsetting since, as Dingo pointed out in a recent submission:
This is disappointing as Metroid was one of the first highly successful games to star an original female lead in a way that was inconsequential to gameplay and completely lacking in gender signifiers.
Samus is ~ 6’3”, 200lbs of space bounty-hunter whoopass.
Samus needs high heels like a barracuda needs a unicycle.
belle-of-the-fall has a powerful need for teenjohnlock tiptoe-kisses, and I have a thing for badly drawn hands.
t’s the wrong time
For somebody new
It’s a small crime
And I’ve got no excuse